| Unlockable: | How to Unlock: |
| 2 Fast, 2 Serious (15 pts) | Spawn twenty 'Maximum Charge' lightning bolts in a row in any Single Player mode. |
| Cry W.U.L.F.E. (25 pts) | Defeat W.U.L.F.E. in Single Player Normal mode. |
| Cute Overload (10 pts) | Create the Overload superpower in Single Player Normal mode. |
| Dumb Flying Stingray (10 pts) | Defeat H.Y.D.E.E. in Single Player Normal mode. |
| Everyone Does It (10 pts) | Complete all levels of Online Cooperative mode. |
| Gold Farmer (25 pts) | Earn a Gold medal in all levels of Single Player Normal mode. |
| Hippy Intimidator (20 pts) | Complete Sunny Day Farm with all trees destroyed in Free-For-All mode. |
| Monkee Factory (15 pts) | Defeat K.R.I.S.S. in Single Player Normal mode. |
| Search & Destroy (20 pts) | Complete any level in Single Player Normal mode with more than $9,000,000,000 of destruction. |
| Survivor Man (30 pts) | Complete the game in Survival mode. |
| Terrorize This (15 pts) | Come in first place in 10 Online Multiplayer Destruction matches. |
| Use the Force, Edgar (5 pts) | Successfully complete the Sunny Day Farm level in Single Player Normal mode. |
